Official Legal Disclaimer
TL;DR
This is essentially me saying:
The Truth💔🥀
Welcome to the FREEDOM Movement, where we take the concept of "not working" very seriously—but not this website. Before you quit your job, set your office on fire, or try to sue your boss using our "legal arguments," please read this very important disclaimer:
"This website is 100% satire. The legal theories presented here are about as real as a free iPhone from ricegum. If you take legal advice from a website that uses the word 'work' with asterisks and was vibe coded in 30 mins, you might want to reconsider your life choices."
🚨 Important Legal Stuff
- Do not quit your job based on anything you read here.
- Do not cite this website in any legal proceeding.
- Do not use our "constitutional arguments" in your next performance review.
- We are not responsible for any life-altering decisions you make after reading this website.
- If your boss finds this website on your work computer, we are not responsible for the consequences.
Lock in real quick tho
If you're actually unhappy with your job or working conditions, here are some real things you can do that don't involve citing made-up constitutional amendments:
- Join or form a union in your workplace
- Research your actual legal rights as an employee
- Look for a better job with fair compensation and working conditions
- Consider speaking with a real labor attorney if you're facing workplace issues
- Talk to a career counselor about finding work that doesn't make you want to invoke the 8th Amendment
Alright, this should absolve me from any legal liability in the future.
Final Note: If you're still reading this, you're probably procrastinating at work. Might we suggest watching some reels now that you're done here?